like dudes who got into punk/metal/hardcore/whatever because they didn’t fit in with the cool kids in their area but still manage to have the same hypermasculine tendencies and rhetoric are so transparent and abundant
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ive been trying to upload this for half a goddamn hour i doint even know what im doing. thanks intenrt
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
- beginning musician: canon in d is such a beautiful song. I love it! :)
- intermediate musician: canon in d is starting to get boring, tbh.
- advanced musician: canon in d is the epitome of all that is wrong with classical music, and is the reason that the majority of the population has a disgusting bias against the entire genre. it has such a boring rhythm, is in a boring key, has very little room for interesting variation in dynamics, the cello part for most of the typical arrangements is literally just half notes, LIKE 8 UFCKING HALF NOTES REPEATED OVER AND OVER. CANON IN D CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE. WHY CAN'T WE LISTEN TO SHOSTAKOVICH MORE? BECAUSE WE'RE BUSY LISTENING TO CANON IN FUCKING D. SEE YOU IN HELL, PACHELBEL.
- professional musician: http://i.imgur.com/40Dgux7.gif
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
obama is so fucking annoying im tired of this stupid facade of a “cool hip relatable president” yall will reblog a gif of him using a selfie stick but stay silent when he drops bombs on yemenis and sanctions the palestinian genocide
I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse
woofsters
